Things I have seriously googled today:

  • “what if oysters are pink” 
  • “can scorpions kill you” 
  • “is a penis an appendage” 

Thank god for the internet


Thrall is the worst shaman

the Far Right in the United States has always been anti-black, anti-woman, and as early as the 1960’s anti-gay. (often anti-catholic and anti-semitic depending on the time period as well)

that’s not even a stereotype or a judgement that is literally a foundation of the political movement. 

right there from the beginning 

like that is literally one of the core beliefs of these people like wtf how do you sleep at night 




things you should totes not view as positive portrayals of love/romance:

  • the great gatsby
  • romeo & juliet
  • the phantom of the opera
  • snape
  • Fifty Shades of Grey


it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have

when youre clipping your toenails and a piece of your toenail flies into your lipgloss and sticks to your lips #justgirlythings


when i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath

i like u


you know that mood you get in sometimes where you just fucking are in love with drinking water

thirsty… i believe that’s called being thirsty

(Source: fingerblaster113)


Why is body hair only unhygienic when its on a woman’s body?